Simple Simon met Dom Cummings
on a thoroughfare
Said Simple Simon to Dom Cummings
‘Sir this isn’t fair’.
Said Dom Cummings to Simple Simon
Your questions are too many.
Said Simple Simon to Dom Cummings
Indeed I’ve not asked any.
Said Simple Simon to Dom Cummings
What must we all do?
Says Dom Cummings to Simple Simon
Just obey the rule.
Said Simple Simon to Dom Cummings
I’ll just do as you do.
Says Dom Cummings to Simple Simon
There’s different rules for you.
Said Simple Simon to Dom Cummings
That doesn’t sound too fair.
Said Dom Cummings to Simple Simon
We don’t really care.
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