Football’s Coming Home

aerial view of soccer field
Photo by Mike on

Breaking news, announcement

English Premier League

The season is resuming

But things will have to change.


They’ll bring in social distancing

You can’t go near opponents.

If you dare to come too close

They’ll fall and get a foul


There’s penalties for sneezes

And if you dare to cough

The ref will have a red card out

You’ll have to go straight off!


You can not pass the half way line

For inessential travel.

If you’re near the other goal

You’ll have to wear a mask.

All spectators will be banned

They’ll have to watch from home

Chanting at their own four walls

‘You’ll never walk alone.’


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