Breaking news, announcement
English Premier League
The season is resuming
But things will have to change.
They’ll bring in social distancing
You can’t go near opponents.
If you dare to come too close
They’ll fall and get a foul
There’s penalties for sneezes
And if you dare to cough
The ref will have a red card out
You’ll have to go straight off!
You can not pass the half way line
For inessential travel.
If you’re near the other goal
You’ll have to wear a mask.
All spectators will be banned
They’ll have to watch from home
Chanting at their own four walls
‘You’ll never walk alone.’