They’re in the grammar police.

Poetry 1 Minute

Who are your current most favourite people?

My current ‘most favourite’ people

Are in the grammar police!

They’d really hate your prompt today

With two superlatives!

If someone is your favourite

It means you like them most.

You needn’t say ‘most favourite’

They’ll have you. You’ll be toast!

No one likes a pedant

Except perhaps for me.

But silly phrases such as this

Just really grate with me.

I’ll be over it later

And answer properly

But my ‘current’ favourite people

Are coming after you!

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Published by Andrew Green

I am a regular contributor to Wattpad where I write as andrewagreen. My first two collections on Wattpad were featured. My first published book Margaret’s Story - a biography of my mother in verse is available on Amazon. I live near Windsor, Berkshire and have offered my services, so far unsuccessfully, as the next Poet Laureate.

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