I never knew I’d need a plan for sitting on my bum

What strategies do you use to increase comfort in your daily life?

I never knew that comfort was something I should plan

Whoever knew I’d need a plan for sitting on my bum.

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Must I set objectives to achieve this life of ease?

A strategy for pillows? Perhaps that’s what I need?

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The targets can’t be stretching for fear I overreach

I’ll think them through quite carefully

Before I move an inch.

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I’ll maybe start with cushions,

how many should I have

A very comfy sofa

a place to rest my feet.

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Ideally I’d have servants

to meet my every need

I can’t rely on my poor wife

To run round after me.

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Then there’ll be the temperature

Not too hot or cold

And of course location

I’ll need a view that’s nice.

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I’m finding this quite tiring

Thinking how it’s done

Perhaps for now I’ll leave it

Just go off for a run.