Call me stupid if you like

List your top 5 grocery store items.

Call me stupid if you like.

What kind of question’s that?

Who would shop for just five things

Unless they had run out?


We’d seldom shop for just five things

We do a bigger shop

Most things can be stored and kept

We might run out of milk.


We seldom need much fruit or veg

We mostly grow our own

And mostly bake our daily bread

We buy the flour in bulk.


We eat a varied diet –

a lot of different food

And keep a well stocked larder

Of condiments and such.


When we’re running low on things

We add them to the list

Won’t always be the same five things

Depends what’s running out.


So why’d you ask the question

Do you find this interesting?

It won’t make for great reading

Or pull our readers in.

Footnote:

I had to look this up.

grocery store (AE), grocery shop(BE) or simply grocery[1] is a retailstore that primarily retails a general range of food products,[2] which may be fresh or packaged. In everyday U.S. usage, however, “grocery store” is a synonym for supermarket,[3] and is not used to refer to other types of stores that sell groceries. In the UK, shops that sell food are distinguished as grocers[3] or grocery shops (though in everyday use, people usually use either the term “supermarket” or a “corner shop“.)

I have a kind of ceiling

Name the most expensive personal item you’ve ever purchased (not your home or car).

My most expensive item?

I really couldn’t say.

I have a kind of ceiling

Pay more and I wince.


But once you’ve paid

You own the thing.

Forget about the price.


I hate the throwaway culture

It’s not worth buying cheap.

I’ve had to learn to pay a bit more

And buy stuff that will keep.


I couldn’t name one item

But I’ll swallow and pay out

For a good pair of running shoes

Or decent walking boots.


I cannot do extravagance

I am not built that way.

A weather proof coat

A jacket or two

But nothing overpriced.


My wife will make me buy things

That’ll have me screw up my face

But she’s always right I pay the price

End up with decent things.


She will always read reviews

And always wants the best.

It’s a false economy

To buy what doesn’t work.


She’s a master shopper

Will buy at the best price

I buy more on impulse

And with a screwed up face.