Disinfectant

Seems we found an answer

To that virus thing

It wasn’t like the medics knew

What do experts bring?

 

 

Bleach and disinfectant

Ought to do the trick

Flush the sickness out of you

Hit it with a stick.

 

 

Ask a snake oil doctor

If you want the truth

No use over thinking

Answers on the hoof.

 

 

Have you thought of sunlight?

Fresh air, open doors?

What’s the use of doctors

When you’re in the wars?

 

 

Inject with disinfectant

Stick it in your arm

Forget the manufacturers

What could be the harm?

 

 

You can’t think I was serious?

Who’d be such a fool?

That’d be ridiculous

Fake news, over-ruled.

Adam’s Locked in Eden

IMG_7051Lockdown must be hard if you are in a flat with no outside space but sitting in my garden it feels like there are worse places to be. Most people in UK accept the lockdown, even if they are getting bored with it and, if anything , are critical of the government for not introducing it earlier. But it’s not the same everywhere I gather….

 

Poor Adam’s locked in Eden

It really isn’t fair.

A whole world to explore out there

It’s all too much to bear.

 

Eve just wants to go shopping

The snake says it’s ok.

‘Surely it’s not so bad honey?’

What’s a guy to say?

 

Sure God know’s what’s best for us

To be safe and sound at home

But he didn’t make us wise enough

To know we shouldn’t roam.

 

We can’t cope with peace and quiet

The birdsong gets us down

We don’t care what you say’s out there

Folk just want to hit town.

 

We don’t care about the virus

Or who might get it off us.

We don’t care about the other folk

We just care about us.

 

God made paradise perfect

But then gave us free will.

Creation breathes a sigh of relief

That we’re in lockdown still.

 

You have to let us out God

We’ve got so much to do

The world will be a total mess

Creation’s poking through.