Jack and Jill both got ill


Jack went off got a cough, Jill came tumbling after.




Jack and Jill both got ill

were pale and chill all over

Jack went off and caught a cough

And Jill came tumbling after.


Up Jack got and home did trot

to social isolation

he could not see his mother in law

which was some consolation.


It’s worse than flu and does for you

Whatever they might tell you

But thank God for the NHS

and all the ventilators.


The moral thus is stay at home

in case you catch it later.

Wash your hands and stay apart

or you’ll end up as data.