Name the most expensive personal item you’ve ever purchased (not your home or car).

Iโve pondered this a little more
And now Iโve come to see
It was actually these front teeth of mine
That cost the most money.
Sadly they got to a stage
Iโd have to have them out.
The choice would then be dentures
Or splash out for implants.
But Iโve an awful gag response
You touch the roof my mouth
I will gag and start to choke
So dentures will not work.
You canโt get dental implants
On the NHS.
So that would mean me splashing out
And risking private work.
I couldnโt fault the dentist
My teeth were excellent work
But Iโd need an anaesthetic
When it came to pay the price!
They were most attentive
You couldnโt ask for more.
Thankfully we had the cash
It didnโt leave us poor.
But thank God for the NHS
Iโm glad itโs always there.
We arenโt scared of getting sick.
Our safety net is there.





