Are you a good judge of character?

Flying to Helsinki

on a Finnish flight

Not sure bout the bearded chap.

Just across the aisle.

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Says he’s bound for Lapland

Then to the North Pole

But something odd about him

And it doesn’t quite add up.

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It’s awful hard to read him

He’s wearing funny clothes.

Something odd about the beard

His face all covered up.

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He likes to visit children

Creep about at night

Seems a little odd to me

Something’s not quite right.

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He didn’t like the menu

Reindeer in a roll

Nordic speciality

But he turned up his nose.

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I know you’ll think it rude of me

I really shouldn’t stare

But I’m not sure about that man

Who’s sitting over there.