Latin? In Germany!

Are you holding a grudge? About?

Iโ€™m not sure that youโ€™d call it a grudge

But a niggle I certainly do

Itโ€™s rankled me for many a year

Though it may seem small to you.


Picture me in Germany

at an English speaking school.

Three years into secondary school

So thirteen years or so.


Iโ€™d changed schools

for the umpteenth time

Cos thatโ€™s what army kids do.


So my new school is in Germany

What do you think they do?

They wonโ€™t let me do a German class

They say itโ€™s Latin for you.


You know a bit of Latin

And we need more in that class

We wonโ€™t be teaching German to you

Though youโ€™re living in Germany.


To put the thing in context

Itโ€™s a very big army base.

Joint Headquarters, Germany

The biggest base there was.


Youโ€™d more likely meet Canadians

Or U.S on the base

Youโ€™d rarely see a German there

Afraid that was the case.


So I did fine with English

The Latin not so much

Although itโ€™s helped with word games

With learning grammar and such.


So three whole years in Germany

And I barely speak a word

Picked up a bit just here and there

But really itโ€™s absurd!


I did a bit back in England

And have dabbled a little since

But I wasted an opportunity

And it really doesnโ€™t make sense.


I know itโ€™s been a long time

I wonโ€™t be taking revenge

But is it wrong it niggles me still

And I still get cross a bit?