What time do you go to bed and wake up currently?

A fascinating question

I’m sure you need to know

The time that I go to my bed

And when I then wake up.

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I’ll spill the beans and tell you

But maybe not just yet

It’s better if I build it up

And keep you in suspense.

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Anticipation‘s building

I can feel it swell

You‘re gagging for an answer

I knew it! I can tell.

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My life is so exciting

I live it on the edge

But not much after half past ten

Cos I’m in bed by then.

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If I’m a little later

Which happens now and then

I’m prone to get quite grumpy

And can’t catch up again.

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As for when I wake up

Well that’s a different thing

I wake up bright and early

Am out of bed by seven.

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So now you know my secrets

You‘re suitably edified.

I knew you’d want to know them

But can’t work out quite why.