What do you enjoy doing most in your leisure time?
I thought we’d all just answered this.
Do you need the same again!
I’ll have to answer differently
It can’t just be the same.
So I’ll try to answer differently.
I hope you’ll like this more.
It maybe won’t be truthful
But you might enjoy it more.
I like to jump from bridges
My toenails painted pink
To go around with orange hair
And cause a mighty stink.
I carve my name on doorposts
Paddle in the sink
Ride a trike quite recklessly
Give passing cars a dink.
I go where I’m not wanted
And rudely interfere.
I ruffle people’s feathers
And then just disappear.
I aim to be a nuisance
Get pleasure from the mess
Do I like just causing trouble?
The answer’s clearly yes.
You asked the same old questions
Just in a different way
Provoked me into this response
My answer for today.
