Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet

locking herself away

along came a spider

and sat down beside her

he wasn’t two metres away.

Little Miss Muffet

leapt from her tuffet

and said to him not to come near.

The spider said sorry

and please not to worry

he just found the guidance unclear.

Little Miss Muffet

went back to her tuffet

vowed to stay very alert.

The spider departed

but the startled Miss Muffet

left all of her curds and whey.