Once a year we’d all be Scots

My dad‘s half Scots so New Year‘s Eve

You could‘nae be a sassenach

We‘d stay up late for Hogmanay

See old year out, a new one in.


He’d take a dram

And call us ‘bairns‘

And we’d be doing Highland flings

And swirling round as if in kilts

Accompanied by the skirling pipes.


And Andy Stewart on TV

Would host the Beeb‘s White Heather Club

And once a year we‘d all be Scots

And join in all the Scot‘s laments.


We‘d keep one eye upon the clock

We might be tired but none could sleep

Before it’s hands were at the top

And we had seen the New Year in.


And come the hour we‘d cheer, we’d hug

Our mum would give each bairn a kiss.

The arms would cross for Auld Lang Syne.

We’d sing to let the New Year in.


Then every window, every door

At dad‘s insistence we’d fling wide

And we’d feel the chill as the old year went

And a cold wind brought the new one in.


And we’d look for a neighbour

To cross our hearth with lucky coal

We’d seek a stranger dark and tall

Then luck would call.


But it often happened I recall

Sassanachs slept and none would call

Our celebration all gone flat

We’d go to bed and dad would drink.


A Happy New Year to you all Scots and Sassenachs alike!!

There is no going back

What makes you feel nostalgic?

It’s hard to feel nostalgic

And to long for what is past.

My life‘s been episodic

And nothing ever lasts.


I do not have a childhood home

One place where I grew up

Too much of it is history

There is no going back.

JHQ Rheindahlen, Germany – once a major army base now derelict.

Former homes abandoned

Or covered with barbed wire

Abandoned Famagusta

A town that time forgot.

Famagusta, Cyprus abandoned following the Turkish invasion.

My father was a soldier

We learned to not look back.

It’s good to be reminded

But bad to have regrets.


There are people who I miss now

Who are no longer here

I think of them with sadness

For the times that we once shared.


We‘ll recreate the times we had

With those still with us now.

The best things from our former life

We‘ll try to carry on.


We‘ll still enjoy the tunes we did

The pictures that we took

But there’s no time for nostalgia

We must live in the now.

I’d have to say my wife

What relationships have a positive impact on you?

A positive relationship?

I’d have to say my wife

Since we now are both retired

She’s seldom out of sight.


She helps to shape my every day

And kicks me into life

Organises what we do

The places that we go.


I am easy going

I live life in a dream

She will always have a plan

A stack of things to do.


It’s she who shapes our social life

Keeps me in touch with friends

And makes sure that we see our kids

As often as we can.


She always has a travel plan

We‘ve been across the world

And all the places that we‘ve been

Have all been down to her.


She finds good series on TV

Plans some great days out

And often finds good tickets

For stuff to see in town.


She organises shopping

Knows the stuff we need

We could not eat the way we do

If it was down to me.


She‘s brilliant in the kitchen

Amazing meals she makes

And always such variety

I never have complaints.


She has the greenest fingers

There’s nothing she can’t grow.

We have a pleasant garden

Grow our own food as well.


So positive relationship

I’d have to say my wife

It’s mostly just the two of us

I can’t say otherwise.

I already started one – Fantasy Premier League

If you started a sports team, what would the colours and mascot be?

Green O‘The South – Fantasy Premier League

I already have a team

For playing fantasy games

The kit comes partly from my name

And favourite rugby team.


The name comes from a Scottish team

Perhaps you‘ll know the one?

I picked it for the sound alike

And call them Green O‘The South.


You’ll understand the kit a bit

If you know Harlequins

A famous team in quartered shirts

That play at Twickenham.


The stripes and sleeves cerise and blue

Borrowed from the Quins

The brown and grey I used for socks

And also took from them.


I emphasised the green in the kit

Because that is my my name.

Hope you’ll understand that

And not think that I’m vain.


I haven’t thought of mascots

I am not quite that sad.

Perhaps as we are Berkshire based

It ought to be a stag?

We never really play of course

It’s based on real life games

I’m a sort of manager

But only in my dreams.

I‘m more European than I have ever been

How have your political views changed over time?

I once distrusted the EU

A bureaucratic mess.

Rules and regulations

That really made no sense.


Subsidies to farmers

To benefit the French

Germans in the driving seat

Or so it seemed to us.


We came late to the party

Were always on the fringe

Played the awkward partner

And constantly complained.


But come the referendum

I found my views had changed

The world is much too complex

For us to go alone.


Climate, immigration, terrorism, crime

These are problems for the world

That won’t respect our borders

And cant be solved alone.


Then there were the populists

Who pandered to our fears

I did not trust the lying words

That came from such as these.


Wealthy politicians

Whose wealth was held offshore

Wanted out of the EU

Before a change of law.


They blamed all immigration

On free movement, the EU

But folk are slowly finding out

That they weren’t told the truth.


Our farmers and our fishermen

Thought they knew the score

But they got what they asked for

And they aren’t rejoicing now.


Workers in the factories

Europe subsidised

Bit the hand that fed them

Common sense defied.


They say my generation

Betrayed those who are young.

But you can count me out of that

The Brexit vote was wrong.


The world is so much smaller

Than how it used to be.

We‘ve Portugese and Finns and Swedes

We call our family.


Most of us now understand

We got it badly wrong

But politicians dare not tell

The voters they betrayed.


We‘ll never get so good a deal

It’s too hard going back

But we must stay close to Europe

Nothing else makes sense.

You can’t wait for the perfect space

You get to build your perfect space for reading and writing. What’s it like?

I’m writing in an airport

Waiting for a flight.

Tapping as per usual

On my trusty phone.


More often I‘ll blog from my bed

Or soon as I am up

Anywhere there‘s time and space

And I won’t be disturbed.


If I wait for inspiration

It’s likely I‘ll not write

I knock stuff out quite quickly

And hope it is alright.


So waiting for the perfect space

Just wouldn’t work for me.

Sitting in the perfect place

No creativity.


So all you get‘s this silly verse

My novel‘s still unwritten.

The only time my words spill out

Is when they are unbidden.


I used to want the perfect desk

A perfect book filled room

The very best equipment

For jotting ideas down.


You can’t wait for the perfect place

It never will quite come

And if it does well writer‘s block

Could be the sad outcome.


You’ll still stare at an empty screen

Despite your working place

So never mind the perfect time

Just get those ideas down.

Just a car that gets me round

What is your all time favorite automobile?

I don’t get the obsession

With what we like to drive.

Just a car that gets me round

And I can stuff things in.


We‘re often hauling plants

and produce round

Or going to the tip

Giving lifts to friends or kids

Or off for a weekend.


We don’t need flashy vehicles

That cannot take a scratch

Just something that’s reliable

And just does what it’s asked.


I do not need a supercar

I‘m fine with what I‘ve now

You may sneer if into cars

But I love my Peugot.

Have a Merry Christmas- hope you’ll find creative ways to spread a little joy.

How are you creative?

Have a Merry Christmas

A festive Christmas Day

Hope you‘ll find creative ways

To spread a little joy!


Creative in the kitchen

Or breaking into song

Spread a little merriment

Join the happy throng.


Capture the enjoyment

In a young child’s face

Ripping off the paper

Presents wrapped with love.



All the favourite ornaments

Gathered on the tree

Each one with a purpose

A favourite memory.


If it’s not your custom

I hope you’ll play along

Join our celebration

Join our happy throng.

Santa visits early – Hyvää joulua!





Santa visits early

in these Northern parts

He makes his first delivery

to Finnish folk and elves.


So we say ‘hyvää joulua’

to you on Christmas Eve

For Santa has arrived here

The famous saint himself.


He sometimes comes in person

Arraigned in his red suit.

But don’t be disappointed

If he just sends an elf.


Presents for the children

Bits for the adults

Letters up the chimney

Clearly brought results.


So he‘ll be with you shortly

But will come while your asleep

Here he visits early

The kids are all awake.

Finnish Christmas Spread

Who is there to take the blame?

Who are the biggest influences in your life?

Who’s my biggest influence?

I couldn’t really say.

Who is there to take the blame

That I turned out this way?


Some would blame my parents

I get it all from them

But they had four different children

And no two are the same.


It could have been my teachers

I had a few of them

But I went to so many schools

You can’t pin down the blame.


Maybe television

Or all the books I read

Or just the times I lived in

And the things that people said.


I’m fundamentally Christian

But somewhat a la carte

Of mixed denomination

There’s quite a few I’ve tried.


The Jesus of the Gospel

Cannot be denied

So critical of religious folk

Who are not always kind.



I’ve always loved the Quakers

The guiding inner light

Their Advice and Queries

A favourite book of mine.


As to literary influence

Well I love Wendy Cope

Don’t take myself too serious

Just love the stuff she wrote.


A little touch of Kipling

Some Hardy here and there

Taking off John Betjeman

MacNeice and thirties fare.


There’s no one quite responsible

I guess I am just me

I have to take the blame myself

And act responsibly.