Now you want romantic!

What’s your definition of romantic?

Now you want romantic!

Where do you get these prompts?

If I went for a ‘romantic’ moonlit walks

I’d likely pack a torch.

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I’m not one for gazing

Up at the stars above

I just get a crick in the neck

Not much conducive to love.

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And I wouldn’t be wasting

my money on flowers.

Flowers just make

me sneeze.

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I’m not a one

for jewels and such

Seem such a wasteful

Expense.

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I could knock out a poem

Some slushy words

But it’s not my style

I’m sad to say

Just not a romantic bard.