We hate chemical warfare
Dropping the wrong kind of bombs.
We’re taking retaliatory action
Because chemical bombing is wrong.
Our smart bombs will all hit their target
Make sure no civilians are hurt
But if we hit any women or children
At least they’re the right kind of bombs?
We still sell conventional weapons
We don’t care who they’re sold too
We hope they won’t kill any children
Though the ‘right kind’ of bombs sometimes do.