What is a word you feel that too many people use?
So I’m like ‘absolutely’
And he’s like
‘You know what I mean’.
The trouble is I don’t know.
So I’m like try and explain!!
So then he goes like
‘You know’
And I’m like
No I don’t!!
And then he uses ‘awesome’
And he’s driving me insane.
So I’m like
I hate ‘awesome’
It means reverential fear!
And he’s like
Well he’s ’you know’
‘You get what I’m sayin’?
I don’t!
I hate these conversations
Words that are overused
Words aren’t punctuation
‘You know’s’ just a pause
An irritating habit
Of people lost for words.
So I’m like please don’t do it
And ask if he knows what I mean.
So he says ‘absolutely’
When the word he needed was ‘Yes’.
So here’s my little hit list
Of irritating habits and words.
Please, please, please
Don’t use them
Their overuse absurd.
‘Like’ is like the worst word
and one you shouldn’t use.
‘You know’ is so lazy
You might as well not talk.
Don’t say ‘absolutely’
if all you mean is yes.
And DON’T say things are ‘awesome’
if you only mean quite good.