Not sure bout the bearded chap just across the aisle

Are you a good judge of character?

Flying to Helsinki

on a Finnish flight

Not sure bout the bearded chap.

Just across the aisle.


Says heโ€™s bound for Lapland

Then to the North Pole

But something odd about him

And it doesnโ€™t quite add up.


Itโ€™s awful hard to read him

Heโ€™s wearing funny clothes.

Something odd about the beard

His face all covered up.


He likes to visit children

Creep about at night

Seems a little odd to me

Somethingโ€™s not quite right.


He didnโ€™t like the menu

Reindeer in a roll

Nordic speciality

But he turned up his nose.


I know youโ€™ll think it rude of me

I really shouldnโ€™t stare

But Iโ€™m not sure about that man

Whoโ€™s sitting over there.