If you started a sports team, what would the colours and mascot be?

I already have a team

For playing fantasy games

The kit comes partly from my name

And favourite rugby team.

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The name comes from a Scottish team

Perhaps you‘ll know the one?

I picked it for the sound alike

And call them Green O‘The South.

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You’ll understand the kit a bit

If you know Harlequins

A famous team in quartered shirts

That play at Twickenham.

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The stripes and sleeves cerise and blue

Borrowed from the Quins

The brown and grey I used for socks

And also took from them.

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I emphasised the green in the kit

Because that is my my name.

Hope you’ll understand that

And not think that I’m vain.

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I haven’t thought of mascots

I am not quite that sad.

Perhaps as we are Berkshire based

It ought to be a stag?

We never really play of course

It’s based on real life games

I’m a sort of manager

But only in my dreams.