That wretched book

What have you been putting off doing? Why?

I have a list of things โ€˜to doโ€™

That never get ticked off.

Top of the list the wretched book

That I will never write.


You must have heard

about my book.

Itโ€˜ll be the Next Big Thing.

I havenโ€™t quite begun it yet

and likely never will.


You canโ€™t say itโ€™s a failure

If you donโ€™t begin.

The way to keep the dream alive

Is think perhaps you will.


My mother always said

That she would write one day.

Thatโ€™s a tale I told in verse

Because she never did.


But as to writing fiction

That is still the dream

But I havenโ€™t yet got round to it

And probably never will!