Political elections?

Do you vote in political elections?

Political elections?

Is there another kind?

Elections are we little guys’ chance

To influence who wields power.


Democracy’s not perfect

But the only chance we get

For else power comes from out of a gun

Or who writes the biggest cheque.


I’d like to see some changes

More influence for my vote

But will I exercise it?

You can bet your life I will!

My Sat Nav gives direction

What gives you direction in life?

My Sat Nav gives direction

It tells me where to go.

I’m re seldom quite sure where I am

But the Sat Nav seems to know.


My wife knows

Where I ought to be or seems to anyhow

Between the two I’m sorted out

And somehow find a route.


As to moral compass

Well deep down we all know

I ponder hard what I should do

And hope I’ll get it right.

Oh the joys of camping.

Have you ever been camping?

Oh the joys of camping

Waking in the night

Knowing that the toilet block’s

Across a soggy field.


Assuming that you slept of course

On your hard bit of ground

Tight against your neighbour

Who’s restless, likely snores.


At least you got the tent up

That can be a chore.

Hope it was a good enough job

It’s blowing up a gale.


You’ll be up bright and early

No point lying in

You’re desperate for a warming brew

But camping stove won’t light.


Seek refuge in a cafe

A place with four good walls

Forget life under canvas

Don’t need it any more.

Nothing is for ever

What advice would you give to your teenage self?

Nothing is for ever

The world you know can change.

Don‘t take things for granted

Good and bad times end.


You have to ride the punches

Don’t take them on the chin.

Always keep your guard up

Don‘t be taken in.


You have to pay attention

To know what’s going on.

Too late to start responding

When your back‘s against the wall.


There are no easy answers

Though they‘ll tell you that there are

Start to point at culprits

And play upon your fear.


Certainties can crumble

Friends and enemies change.

You feel ok, contented

Then the walls come crashing down.


Do not be distracted

Let trivia take you in

The world is ever changing

And you need to be prepared.

When the world is where it is – prompts about myself.

What bores you?

Want to know what bores me?!!

Prompts about myself.

The world is in an awful place

But What‘s your favourite dog?


Trump caves in to Russia

Excuses Putin‘s crimes

Carving up the mineral wealth

You ask about my schools?


Take a look at Palestine

You know what’s happening there?

A juicy piece of real estate

The people? Never mind.


Forget about the climate

Drill, drill, drill for oil

As long as we still have cheap gas

The world can burn like hell.


The US constitution?

I think they ripped it up.

Forget the checks and balances

There‘ll just be President‘s men.


There’s Elon giving Nazi salutes

And now Steve Bannon too

It’s looking far too scarily like

Things we‘ve seen before.


Attacks upon the media

A warping of the truth

Crush all opposition

Take all power to yourself.


But what‘s your favourite hobby?

What‘s your favourite treat?

You ask me what I’m bored of

It‘s prompts bout me, me, me.

Welcome Mr Putin – What’s your favourite drink?

What is your favourite drink?

Welcome Mr. Putin

What’s your favourite drink?

Never mind the rubble

It’s all good real estate.


They’ll talk about invasions,

War Crimes, body counts

But hey we’ve got no time for that!

Pour yourself a drink.


We are men of business

We can do a deal

Forget the moral compass

Let’s top up your glass.


Forget about the locals

Let’s get to the bar.

They’ve no need for enemies

With friends like USA.


We are men of business

We can carve things up

Lots of easy pickings

This is just the start.


‘A Life in Places‘

If there were a biography about you, what would the title be?

The title ‘A Life in Places’

If I ever write the book.

I’ll scarcely be the hero

Just someone who was there.


I’ve lived in lots of places

Been through lots of things

But no I’m not a hero

My head kept mostly down.


They each come with a history

The places I have been

And that would be the focus

More than what I’ve done.


There’ll be Trieste and Cyprus

The Rhineland more than once

Time spent in Nigeria

And other places gone.


There’ll be a touch of tragedy

A death that cut me up

People I let down or met

Who helped me change my life.


Some parts are too painful

Perhaps it can’t be done

But yes I have a title

And that would be the one.

Fantastic news

You get some great, amazingly fantastic news. What’s the first thing you do?

Good news, oh good!

That’s cheered me up

I really needed that.

I’m chuffed, I’m pleased

Upon my word

That’s really bucked me up.


I really can’t contain myself

I’ll have to share the news

Be telling everyone I meet

Just like I’m telling you.

Most likely I‘ll break into verse

It’s what us poets do.


They say it might not happen

But I really hope it does

Not to get good news right now

Would really be too much.

We don’t say ‘candy’ in English but if you’re talking sweets….

What’s your favourite candy?

If you say candy in English

We’ll think of candy sticks

But ask our favourite sweeties

That’s a different thing.


There’s Everton Mints,

Sherbert Dips, Liquorice,

Caramel treats,

Perhaps a tin of Quality Street

Challenging your fillings.


Some like Jelly Babies

Pastels or Wine Gums

And we’ve much better chocolate

Than horrible Hershey bars.


For me it’s always toffees

Or was till I did my teeth.

No it’s more dark chocolate

My favourite one is this.

Give me a break

Do you need a break? From what?

Give me a break!

Cut me some slack!

This stuff again?

Some kind of a joke.


Cut me some slack

It’s too much to take

Some kind of a joke

You’re screwing my head.


It’s too much to take

Can’t take any more

You’re screwing my head

It’s just a repeat.


Can’t take any more

Again and again

It’s just a repeat

You’re doing me in.


Again and again

The same old thing

You’re doing me in

What’s it all for?


The same old thing

It all gets too much.

What’s it all for?

The thing never ends.


It all gets too much

I just need a break.

The thing never ends.

A verse form that sucks.


I just need a break

From writing Pantoums

A verse form that sucks

Some kind of a joke.