If you were forced to wear one outfit over and over again, what would it be?

It would cut down on washing

But let’s think this one through

Same old outfit over again

How would you make it do?

It has to take me running

Be sweaty and sodden right through

And good for whatever the weather

The sun or the wind or the rain.

I now need a shower

Can put it back on

And get on with what else to do.

So now I’m at the allotment

Down and dirty with plants

Clothes are all soiled

I’m covered in dirt

What are we going to do next?

Now I’m back home

Spreading the dirt

Leaving a trail through the house.

But gracious! Where can I sit?

Then off to the shops

Disowned by my wife

Dishevelled I’m such a disgrace!

But that’s not the end

We’re off to see friends

And what are they going to think??

We can’t go out in the evening

There’s places that won’t let me in.

Here‘s to a quick change of clothing

It covers many a sin.