If you have to ask the price…

How much would you pay to go to the moon?

There’s a rule in expensive shops

It goes a bit like this

If you have to ask the price

You can’t afford to shop.

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Not that I’d want to go there

You know there’s nothing to see.

There’s cheaper ways of losing weight

Than zero gravity.

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I’ve not heard that there’s great hotels

There’s definitely no pool.

Will there be a restaurant?

Or will we just take pills?

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Where do they take off from?

Are there connecting flights?

And will they take us back to there

Or land us in the drink?

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Can I fly economy?

Or must I go first class?

I’ll skip the inside cabin.

I think you’d want the view.

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Will we get to leave the craft

When we are on the moon?

Or will they charge excursion fees

An extra cost on top?

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I’m waiting for Black Friday

It may come down a bit

I’ll put it on my bucket list

Of things I’ll never do.