If you won two free plane tickets, where would you go?
I like to do the daily prompts
Because they get me views
But it’s same old, same old questions
Just asked in different ways!
I already said where I want to go
And where I’m planning next
And now I get free tickets
What more’d you want to know?
Offering free tickets
Just makes me think of ‘scam’.
Might be my suspicious mind
But that’s the way I am.
There’s no accommodation
Where are we meant to stay?
I’m sure you’ll want to help with that
And God knows what we’ll pay!
Or you’ll say collect the tickets
Lock us in a room
No escape from salesmen
Time share deals our doom.
Our maybe there’s fake tickets
And then you cancel flights
We have to pay rebooking fees
Our else we lose the flight.
Our maybe your just phishing
It’s data you will steal
And you will use the data
To clear our bank accounts.
I seldom enter contests
I think they’re just a scam
Expensive premium telephone line
And little chance you’ve won.
So no thanks to free tickets
Things are seldom free
Too good to be true I think
Smells awful strange to me.
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